Anywhere Elsewhere

This whole operation spelled HOSPITAL to me, from the wooden plank they laid on the roof so the metal sheet wouldn’t pop up to the precarious position of the kitchen knife looming over Luke’s face … Continue readingMi vida entera está en el subjuntivo

Nope, I didn’t come home today … Continue readingSí, sí, todavia estoy aquí en Guatemala

So after we rolled backwards down the hill, I thought for sure the driver would just go another, less steep way. Claro que no. … Continue readingNo hay tal cosa como “una via” (lo siento Johnny Luke)

The last couple of days have been chock full of studying, social and school activities, I haven’t been able to focus much on work so tomorrow it’s back to the grind.  I thought I’d be even worse about writing, but I’ve only missed a few … Continue readingHopefully Johnny Luke Will Click Through Now

I am dying to know what happens in a “busy room” … Continue readingNo hay nada como una sauna que cuesta cuatro dolares

I’m sure he was equally freaked out to see me sitting there, singing “Sugalumps” and wearing almost every piece of clothing I have including a hat, scarf and a single mitten.
… Continue readingLa lluvia, la lluvia váyase

If I see some teenage kid wearing my Mickey Mouse t-shirt and one of my erroneous socks around Xela tomorrow, “XelaWho” is going to have another international incident to cover. … Continue readingMe pregunto que está pasando con mis calcetines ahora

I guess you can never know too many other words for “mistress” … Continue readingEstoy empezando a preguntarme cómo yo que aprendí Inglés

No matter how good my Spanish gets I don’t think I’ll ever buy a live pig. … Continue readingme, te, se, lo, la, le, les, nos…ODIO los pronombres

If were in a band, I would totally change its name to ¨Un Poco de Funky¨ … Continue readingMi pequeña habitación huele un poco de funky